“"I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my game.. I've never felt better! I'm sharp as a tack right now. And what's weird is that I didn't get a good nights sleep last night. And they say that's the most important thing..Or is it breakfast they said?..That's the most important meal of the day, breakfast...yes. And then it's 'i' before 'e' I know that..Um.. diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dog is a man's best friend.. What was I talking about?..Oh that's right, that I feel great and I'm at the top of my game. And it's odd because I didn't get hardly any sleep last night. And, they say that's the most important thing." ”
Ellen DeGeneres
“Well, I've done a lot of strips since I've been here about Zippy and me being in Connecticut.”
Bill Griffith
“I told Zippy, 'If you sell this car to Bob, I'm going to kick you ... .' ”
Tony Stewart
“I think Zippy is part of me, but I'm not Zippy.”
“Before I started doing Zippy I had an early encounter with a Pinhead in 1969.”
“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that. Hitler killed people next door. Oh, stupid man. After a couple of years we won't stand for that, will we?”
Eddie Izzard
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