“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.”
Ellen DeGeneres
“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.”
Henry Youngman
“When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.”
Portuguese Proverb
“No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.”
Erma Bombeck
“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected”
Jimmy Cannon
“Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!”
Amanda Bradley
