“Since weight gain in adolescence has been associated with a number of health problems in adulthood, we wanted to find a program that could offer teens an effective weight-loss strategy.”
Elissa Jelalian
“IF THE ONLY SPOONING IN YOUR BEDROOM IS THE DISCARDED EATING UTENSIL IN THE HOLLOW TUB OF HAAGEN-DAZS, YOU WOULDN'T SLEEP WITH YOU EITHER - Bruce Banter”
Bruce Banter
“IF YOU'RE FAT AND YOU KNOW IT SLAP YOUR HANDS - Bruce Banter”
“Liberalism has produced women that are driven like men to succeed and men that succeed in being driven around by women.”
Daniel Bryant Gates
“If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.”
P. J. O'Rourke
“The solution to adult problems tomorrow depends on large measure upon how our children grow up today.”
Margaret Mead
“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.”
John Updike
