“I like boring things.”
Andy Warhol
“It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.”
C.S. Lewis
“Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours”
Dale Carnegie
“Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.”
Dylan Thomas
“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out”
Voltaire
“Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. (This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.)”
Dave Barry