“This year [1930], when we all needed something to take our minds off our troubles, miniature golf did it . . . . If we cannot find bread, we are satisfied with the circus.”
Elmer Davis
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
Hank Aaron
“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get”
Arnold Palmer
“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”
Jimmy DeMaret
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
