“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“The man recovered of the bite, / The dog it was that died.”
Oliver Goldsmith
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy
