“So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."”
Tommy Cooper
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.”
Charles M. Schulz
“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for its size. They were not all fore legs several of them were hind legs; indeed almost a majority of them were.”
Mark Twain
“We just wanted to see how it felt after yesterday. It feels good, no problem.”
Peter Forsberg
“[Yesterday, it appeared, at least for now, John] Junior ... Pass the cheese, please.”
Victoria Gotti
“I understand they had a problem yesterday, a student problem, ... I talked with Matthews and he said everything was under control.”
Christopher Williams
“However, based on the discussion we had at the program board yesterday it appears that the May launch window is something we can begin to work on -- the launch window May 3 to May 23.”
Wayne Hale
