“So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!”
Jack Handy
“If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.”
John Maynard Keynes
“Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold.”
Claudia Wallis
“Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.”
Ambrose Bierce
