“He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."”
Tommy Cooper
“I only ever had one pair of Spandex trousers!”
Bruce Dickinson
“I grow old . . . I grow old . . . / I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”
T.S. Eliot
“Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.”
Clive James
“You should never have your best trousers on when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.”
Henrik Ibsen
“I like skirts that are sort of more bits of fabric, you know, just fluttering about. But trousers seem to me to be much more interesting and much more practical.”
Richard Nott
“Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.”
Lester Piggott
