“I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!”
Tommy Cooper
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me.”
Jon Bon Jovi
“Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.”
Winston Churchill
“like cheap whisky ... very nasty and extremely satisfying.”
Stephen King
“I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.”
Dylan Thomas
“I was born below par to th' extent of two whiskies.”
Charles Edward Montague
