“A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."”
Tommy Cooper
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
Charlie Chaplin
“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”
Billy Wilder
“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”
Brendan Behan
“A successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman”
Robert Frost
“Your policeman are such wonderful hunks.”
Cybill Shepherd
“A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.”
Will Rogers
