“Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!”
Elvis Presley
“There are a few reasons why Christians should celebrate Passover. The Lord celebrated Passover [at the Last Supper] the night before his death. He felt it was very important for him and his disciples to be together for the Passover meal. If it's the last few hours of your life on Earth, you want to spend that with family and close friends. You want to show them the love that you have for them. That's what we're doing with Passover.”
Chris Baker
“I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.”
Oscar Levant
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
Benjamin Franklin
“If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.”
Marilyn Manson
“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
Madonna
“My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.”
Emo Philips
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