“Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!”
Elvis Presley
“There are a few reasons why Christians should celebrate Passover. The Lord celebrated Passover [at the Last Supper] the night before his death. He felt it was very important for him and his disciples to be together for the Passover meal. If it's the last few hours of your life on Earth, you want to spend that with family and close friends. You want to show them the love that you have for them. That's what we're doing with Passover.”
Chris Baker
“I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.”
Oscar Levant
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”
Paris Hilton
“The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.”
Britney Spears
“Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time”
Frederic Raphael
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