“Be sweet and honest always, but for God's sake don't eat my doughnuts!”
Emma Bunton
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.”
Roseanne Barr
“(Tre cool on himself) Tre Cool is the drummer of GreenDay and he snorts doughnut sprinkles.”
Green Day
“Come up to me with a doughnut or a bag of chips. That would be perfect.”
“He brought me breakfast. He brought me some Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he mowed my lawn. He fertilized it, too.”
Donovan McNabb
“You can buy a doughnut anywhere.”
Ben Strom
