“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
Emo Philips
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
Christopher David Blumen
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
Woody Allen
“I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.”
Eric Sykes
“The ideal women are female chess players: they can remain silent for hours, keep well their figures and know many interesting positions.”
Ashot Nadanian
“Boxing is a mental sport. Think of a prizefight as a chess game of mind and body, and you are a little closer to it than if you compare it to a bloody brawl in an alley.”
Budd Schulberg
“Poets do not go mad, but chess players do.”
G. K. Chesterton
