“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.”
Emo Philips
“But it is said and ever shall, Between two stools lieth the fall”
John Gower
“While between two stools my tail go to the ground”
Proverb
“Players, Sir! I look upon them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint-stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs”
Samuel Johnson
“When we hit the store, the police were on the scene. We were literally picked off the stools and taken to the holding cell.”
Clarence Graham
“Don't look for us to be pulling out the acoustic guitar and the stools on this trip.”
Chris Shiflett
“Otherwise you're like a three-legged stool on two legs.”
Elizabeth Langland
