“Early this afternoon, the National Police have detained five people,”
Angel Acebes
“I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"”
Jack Handy
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.”
Jack Nicholson
“I do not believe in people owning guns. Guns should be owned only by [the] police and military. I am going to do everything I can to disarm this state.”
Michael Dukakis
“I went to Zimbabwe...I know how white people feel in America now, relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!”
Richard Pryor
“The police aren't the most popular people right now,”
John Adair
“We have particular problems with the police account in this case. We have people on the ground investigating and we will have further details soon. Speculation and guess work is all this family has gotten.”
Gregory Carlin
