“As Greenspan retires, I shall retire my paintings of him and am ready to move on.”
Erin Crowe
“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
Contributed by: Dafna Sharon
R.C. Sherriff
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.”
Ted Knight
“I don't see him ready to retire.”
Fernando Alonso
“I don't know that I'd read anything into it. Many of them are getting ready to retire or are near retirement. I just look at it as there were several personal decisions made at one time.”
Bob Bratulich
“Retiring is getting ready to die.”
Rodger Ward
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