“We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.”
Tre Cool
“Not surprisingly, the participants ate fewer candies when the Kisses were in opaque rather than clear candy jars on their desks and even fewer when the opaque jars were six feet away from their desks. The less visible and less convenient the candy, the less people thought about it and were tempted.”
Brian Wansink
“Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel”
Aristotle
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
Ogden Nash
“I get the Reese's candy bar, If you read it, there's an apostrophe. The candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time your eating a Reese's and some guy named Reese comes up to you and says let me have that. You better give it to him. I'm sorry Reece, I didn't think I would ever run into you.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Candy for the Soul”
Danielle Steel
“He just can't wait. He's like a kid in a candy store.”
Stacey Tearne