“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”
“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”
Martin Mull
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“Working with children is never an easy task. There are times where you will get frustrated and you will start to think your loosing you patience, but you never do because you care. You see the potential in children and won't stop until they reach it and continue on in perfecting it. A child's success is worth more then any high salary. You have a gift respect it and embrace it.”
Courtney Musumeci
“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.”
Mark Twain
