“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
Erma Bombeck
“London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women and wine, game and deceit, make the wealth small, and the want great”
Benjamin Franklin
“It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color”
Voltaire
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
Woody Allen
“A kiss may ruin a human life.”
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”
Mae West