“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
Erma Bombeck
“You might laugh when I say this, but I guess it's like your wife having a newborn. You hold it in your hands for the first time and get that exciting feeling to be a father. It's just exciting for us to continue to keep this run going. It can't be any better than this.”
Trent Strickland
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
Albert Einstein
“He goes off and everyone's just laughing. He makes people feel better. It was this 90-year-old's birthday and he got her a cupcake and wished her happy birthday over the loudspeaker.”
Jeff Walker
“The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.”
Henry Ford
“I want to use television not only to entertain, but to help people lead better lives.”
Oprah Winfrey
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