“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
Erma Bombeck
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.”
John Skow
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller
“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it”
Dottie Archibald
