“Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.”
Erma Bombeck
“These unlucky women had this bacteria hanging around and it climbed up into their uterus and set up housekeeping.”
Michael Greene
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
“There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”
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