“People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.”
Erma Bombeck
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
Mark Twain
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
Helen Rowland
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