“I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.”
Anna Kournikova
“Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.”
Billie Jean King
“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other."”
Rita Rudner
“Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.”
Robert Graves
“I like sports, I enjoy anything to do with the ocean, I like surfing, sailing, I like to play tennis.”
Beau Bridges
“When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis.”
