“It sounds like he's toast.”
Eric Muller
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“Eat, drink and be scary”
Contributed by: robert
Author unknown
“The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks.”
Thomas Beecham
“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”
Old Irish toast
“I do remember some pleasant times I had with my little friend. That sounds like an Irishman's toast, doesn't it.”
Frank Richard Stockton
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
