“Originally, I Was A Happy Drunk…”
Ewan McGregor
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“He's happy with the form. He's sort of the 'big giant narcissist,' and he's also a big giant drunk.”
Jane Curtin
“Falling in love is like getting really drunk, it’s fun while your drunk until the next morning when you get a hangover and you tell yourself “Why did I do this. I will never drink again.””
Adalberto Toledo
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Proverb
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
