“If what I do prove well, it won't advance. They'll say it's stolen, or else it was by chance.”
Anne Bradstreet
“You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,”
Carlos Mencia
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“I don't think I would've been drafted had it not been for my stolen bases last year. I had 78 steals in my high school career.”
Nick Love
“I think you've got to feel that way. But we got one stolen from us earlier this year. So we got one back.”
Dan Campbell
“I think it's great. You hear of skis being stolen. I just have my name on a sticker, but if you see 'police' on a sticker, maybe they'll leave them alone.”
John Glass
“I think this is a larger number of items than normal (stolen), but it has happened before. It's basically a container that goes commercial carrier, not necessarily military people.”
Dennis Wells
