“[In a mild surprise, Tony Shalhoub was honored as best actor in a musical or comedy TV series for his title role in] Monk. ... God bless the planet earth.”
Tony Shalhoub
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“I was reluctant to take the TV role, ... How does a TV series follow a classic Broadway comedy?”
Jack Klugman
“The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct”
Star Trek
“Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away”
Sex and the City
“I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men. [Charlotte]”
“I love you, but I love myself more.”