“We tried to send a message because we heard they had a (tall) player and we were shorter than her. We had to work real hard on defense.”
Fannie Goodwin
“Mary kept the points a lot shorter. She tried to go for too much at the Open.”
Kim Clijsters
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
George Carlin
“It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs...”
Anna Kournikova
“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”
Albert Einstein
“I made sure no butt cheek hung out, ... You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.”
Jessica Simpson
“The happier the moment the shorter.”
Pliny The Elder
