“I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes.”
Fidel Castro
“Anybody who's contemplating voting for him is not likely to vote for the current mayor.”
Christopher Munger
“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”
Douglas Adams
“People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from Windex. Yes, I do windows.”
Carol Burnett
“Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument”
Richard Whately
“I am deeply touched - not as deeply touched as you have been coming to this dinner, but nevertheless it is a sentimental occasion”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“To go as fast as a friar that is invited to dinner”
Proverb
