“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.”
Rain Bojangles
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“A guy gets shot with a penis.”
Pauline Kael
“It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.”
Clark Brewster
“Very small penis, and no money,”
Chris Phillips
