“George Bush doesn't actually have to be a penis head for some portion of voters to believe absolutely without hesitation that he is a penis head. That's the beauty of controlling all major sources of news dissemination in America. It ensures that liberals will never have to learn how to argue beyond the level of a 6-year-old.”
Tucker Carlson
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“A guy gets shot with a penis.”
Pauline Kael
“One misconception about me... that I have a small penis. That's a big misconception.”
Richie Sambora
“It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.”
Clark Brewster
