“An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.”
Tori Amos
“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor”
George Carlin
“If I'd had any idea what he was up to, I wouldn't have had that sixth shot of tequila so I could have been more sober for all those interviews afterward,”
Dierks Bentley
“Tequila is for shots -- Patron is for sipping.”
Nancy Bagley
“Tequila: medicine with teeth.”
Sadee Whip
“When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life.”
Christopher Morley
“Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.”
Yiddish Proverb
