“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz
“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?”
Jay Leno
“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
Dan Castellaneta
“Too often, aid resembles a lottery, in which a few win, but most lose, based on considerations other than need.”
Jan Egeland
“It's much more easy to win the lottery than it was.”
Thomas Perls
“It's like winning the lottery.”
Carolina Herrera
“Having a perfect wave without a good board, it's like winning the lottery right after your wife died.”
Chris Mauro