“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz
“The very first thing that you take out of your bag should be a good attitude, if not, you'll miss out on the most rewarding part of golf.”
Bobby W. Miller
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Love takes no sides but understands them all.”
Vanna Bonta
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
