“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
Mae West
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“The script came along and it was funny and it gave me the chance to play an outrageous character and I've never done anything before quite like her,”
Jane Fonda
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