“I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.”
Fran Lebowitz
“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?”
Jay Leno
“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
Dan Castellaneta
“It's much more easy to win the lottery than it was.”
Thomas Perls
“You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it,”
Luis Gonzalez
“Having a perfect wave without a good board, it's like winning the lottery right after your wife died.”
Chris Mauro
“You don't ever think about anything like this happening. I always said I was going to win the lottery , but I never bought the tickets.”
Charlotte Holtzclaw