“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
Fran Lebowitz
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“My son, why take antibiotics and analgesic for your sports injury; instead drink milk and you will get traces of antibiotics, analgesic and antidepressants from milk itself and occasionally you may get energy as a bonus”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.”
Mae West
