“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”
Totie Fields
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
Erma Bombeck
“Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.”
Mimi Sheraton
“I went on the South Beach Diet for it. I trained for six days a week, two-and-a-half hours a day. I was determined to look good in those shorts.”
Jessica Simpson
“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.”
William Powell
“Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.”
Bruce Froemming
