“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
Kenneth waters Jr
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
