“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
Sam Ewing
“There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.”
Mark Twain
“I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.”
Seneca
“The guest at the lower end of the middle couch, with three hairs on his bald head and his scalp streaked with pigment, who is digging in his big mouth with a toothpick, is a fraud, Aefulanus, He has no teeth”
Marcus Aurelius
“If you're Stan Heath, you're pulling your hair out. Although Stan doesn't have much; he's bald. End of shot clock, fouling a guy shooting a three. Not the smart play by Ferguson.”
Bob Wenzel
“I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair”
Clive Anderson
“He actually has on a wig now. You thought that was his hair. He's actually gone bald at the top.”
Clinton Portis
