“I find it amazingly truthful and honest and funny, because it is so spot-on in its relationships between people.”
Anita Stewart
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells