“They could all be dead by now.”
Franco Tito
“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
Jack Handy
“We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead / and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier.”
Mark Twain
“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
Douglas Adams
“You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.”
Will Rogers
“I'll sleep when I'm dead.”
Warren Zevon
“Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more; Or close the wall up with our English dead!”
William Shakespeare
