“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
Frank Sinatra
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin
“Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.”
Marc Price
“Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation”
Lord Byron
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Matt Groening
“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
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