“Men have the power of thinking that they may avoid sin”
Saint John Chrysostom
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.”
Jack Nicholson
“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.”
Oscar Wilde
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.”
Abigail Van Buren
“They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...”
Billy Joel
“There are but few saints amongst scientists, as among other men, but truth itself is a goal comparable with sanctity.”
George Sarton