“Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut”
Frank Zappa
“He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.”
Monty Python
“if a person is not into the word of God, than God is not in them”
akiba
“life is a dark cave, Jesus is the flash light, the bible is the batteries and your will to turn the flash light on is your faith”
“The first draft of anything is shit”
Ernest Hemingway
“One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys”
Scott Adams
“I got so much tarter i dont gotta dip my fishsticks in shit!”
Mitch Hedberg
