“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!”
“Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.”
Voltaire
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
