“When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
