“A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one”
Sam Rayburn
“Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one”
“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“You can lead a horse to water, but a jackass will drive you to drink.”
Jeffrey C. Parkman
“Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.”
Mark Twain
“People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.”
Cindy Johnson
“It's not like I wanted to fight. I just wanted to make the point that you look like a jackass when you do that and you're out.”
Josh Beckett