“Have we been cryptic? Right-wingers said Clinton was a lying, unscrupulous traveling salesman. It turned out he was a lying, unscrupulous traveling salesman. Now liberals scratch their heads demanding to know: So what was it about him you didn't like?”
Ann Coulter
“Cooperation works better than constant conflict because nobody is right all the time, and a broken clock is right twice a day.”
Bill Clinton
“Nobody is right all the time and a broken clock is right twice a day.”
“If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions.”
Bill Maher
“Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'”
Jay Leno
“Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.”
“Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.”
Craig Kilborn
