“Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.”
Ann Coulter
“If you are a soccer mom, you may not need to be able to send and receive e-mail from your wireless phone. If you are a soccer mom who is also a stockbroker, that might be something that is very useful to you.”
Jim Barry
“If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms”
Mike Ditka
“I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion.”
Mia Hamm
““Many people say I’m the best women’s soccer player in the world. I don’t think so. And because of that, someday I just might be."”
“I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Soccer has never really run my life.”
Brian McBride
