“I've stolen a couple of hearts and they are in my private collection!”
Salma Hayek
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“It's absolutely awful. When your private financial documents get stolen, there's no end to headaches.”
William McCorriston
“If the FBI can persuade a court that there is probable cause that there are stolen records in that collection, then they should go to court. They cannot bully or attempt to intimidate the family or the university into surrendering private records.”
Steven Aftergood
“We've had a couple of trucks stolen in recent weeks or months, and we believe the thieves are chopping up the trucks and selling the parts. It's very lucrative for them, they realize 100-percent profit.”
Charlie Johnson
“School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.”
Chris Rock
“Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,”
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